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Party In My Pants
01:53
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There's a party in my pants a Jamboree - you’re Invited!
I gar-on-tee it’s absolutely free, - delighted
Well bob my bone, juke my joint
I'm double dippin, well thats the point
So c'mon to the party in my pants
Please Be careful with that zipper
you don't wanna catch it on your lipper
I'm a askin pretty please n
just drop em to your knees n
And cmon to that party in my pants
There room for all of us down there
Cause I ain't wearing underwear
So c'mon girl, lets get started
Wait a second, I just farted
Come on to that Party in my pants
RSVP x 3
Now we can even do a little dance
A horizontal hula in my pants
or we can do the fox trot
you know it gets me real hot
So c'mon to that party in my pants
There's a party in my pants a jamboree - you’re invited
I garontee it’s absolutely free - delighted
bob my bone, juke my joint
I'm double dippin, well thats the point
C’mon to the party in my pants
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Squirrel Tooth Alice
03:42
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She started collecting prairie dogs inside her gilded palace
And earned the name that she's known by "Squirrel Tooth Alice"
Well my name is Billy Thompson and this songs about my wife
A strong and steadfast woman Libby had a real tough life
kidnapped by Comanche's before she turned 10
Daddy bought her back at 13 but she was shunned by all young men
That girl was used by savages is what some folk would say
Unchaste, impure, a soiled dove, Libby heard it every day
An older man came calling but daddy didn't approve.
He shot that man she ran to Kansas keeping on the move
the menfolk they ignored her , always calling her a whore
When she came back to TX the talk didn't hurt no more
cause Living well's the best revenge Libby did better than the rest.
She ran the greatest brothel in the old west!
I met her in Abilene, she was working as a dancehall girl
And in an upstairs bed room we fell in love, after quite a twirl
We got wed, I could not resist ,such a talented piece of tail
She worked the halls while I cowboyed up, along The Chisholm Trail
we ended in Dodge City, Wyatt Earp and us had met
but his lady Mattie Blaylock, Libby never would forget.
Living well's the best revenge Libby did better than the rest.
She ran the greatest brothel in the old west!
Sweetwater TX In 76 bought a ranch that we called home
we bought a dance hall so Libby never had to roam
A madam with pet prairie dogs inside her gilded palace
she earned the name that known by "Squirrel Tooth Alice"
menfolk they ignored her , always calling her a whore
When she came back to TX, that talk didn't hurt no more
Living well's the best revenge and Libby did better than the rest.
She ran the greatest brothel in the old west!
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Old Smeller
05:48
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Well he wern’t too much to look at
mangy kinda a pup no doubt
he was the most fearless dog
In the entire south
I got Rusty when I was 16, he was my best friend and we went everywhere together.
and like most dogs he loved sitting in the passenger seat of my pickup with his head sticking out the window
when I got married to Carol Ann he was 10 years old and soon developed a flatulence problem
vet said there weren't nothing he could do to treat it.
My wife told me Rusty stays outside or she was gonna leave me, and somehow Rusty knew and never came in the house again.
He wait outside for me and many a nite Carol-Ann used to wake me up when I fell asleep with Rusty out on the porch.
Well he wern’t too much to look at
A mangy kinda pup no doubt
But he was the most fearless dog
In the entire south
Rusty used to like to walk over to the the pond near our place and he loved to cool off by rolling in the muddy shores so along with his farting he was usually dirty too.
Folks was mean, used to call him old smeller and I'm glad he couldn't understand them and just wagged his tail.
I remember one morning he let one rip near the mailman who kicked him right square in the butt.
I saw the whole thing and told that guy if he ever did it again he would get more than a kick from me.
Well he wern’t too much to look at
A mangy kinda pup no doubt
But he was the most fearless dog
In the entire south
The townsfolk all looked down at Rusty, mothers used to pull their kids away from him like he was diseased
But Rusty didn't mind he was such a good dog, rolled with the punches so they say. I preciate that bout him.
One time I caught one of the Johnson boys throwing rocks at him and another time some kids tying a can to his tail.
Kids is cruel but Rusty still loved all the kids he was a great dog, always playful and never ever bit no one.
Well he wern’t too much to look at
A mangy kinda pup no doubt
But he was the most fearless dog
In the entire south
Well when Rusty was 16 and not as chipper as he once was
Grandma Mosely wasn't watching her grandson too close
and he went too far out into the pond and the boy was going to drown.
I heard her yelling and by the time I got to the pond
Rusty had already jumped into it and started paddling his way to the boy
he was only halfway there and then by the power of God his curse became his saving grace.
He starting farting and his powerful butt propelled him to the boy just as he went under.
Rusty yanked him back up and fart-paddled his way back to the shore where I grabbed the boy
and one of the looky-loo's offered to do some CPR but it weren't needed Rusty had saved the day.
but Saving the boy was too much for Rusty's old heart, and the next morning
when I went outside to greet him he stood up, ran over to me, farted and then he died in my arms.
Well he wern’t too much to look at
A mangy kinda pup no doubt
But he was the most fearless dog
In the entire south
Well next day the news had got out , and all the townfolk came out to Rusty's funeral,
they cried real hard for that flatulent dirty mutt just like they would for anybody else.
And a few days later Townsfolk made a plaque and nailed to the tree,
near the pond, so folks would never forget Rusty.
It read "this is the spot where Rusty the dog saved 4 year old
Jimmy Mosley-Allen-Rogers-Talbot on July 22nd 1989 that cost the dog his life.
Jimmy, he’s just Jimmy Talbot now, a successful lawyer in these parts
and he dumped all them hyphenated names, I kind of liked that cause
as I always wondered how many names his kids were gonna get,
kinda silly don’t-cha think?
Anyway Big Jim Talbot, as he is known today,
commissioned a statue last year right near the pond in honor of Rusty
and he got the respect in death , he never got in life.
I'll never forget him and neither will folks that see his statue when they go to the pond
Well he wern’t too much to look at
A mangy kinda pup no doubt
But he was the most fearless dog
In the entire south
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Stevie Joe's Christmas
01:25
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Christmas is comin
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1927, Two days before Christmas, Santa walked thru the streets of Cisco fancy free
Kids saw him and followed excited about presents waiting for them under the tree
Then he entered the First National Bank, pulled out a pistol, said this here is a stickup yes sureee
Chorus
Christmas time in Texas is something you don't mess with
Cause it is a sacred holiday
Christmas time in Texas is something you don't mess with
Cause folks in Texas take it seriously
Santa and his elves started grabbing all that money but the story just beginning as you'll see
And they got about 12 thousand stuffed in Santa's sack, but they should of looked behind them yes sureee
cause it was a storefront window ,so the cops and the town folk started shooting at them ending the crime spree
CH
Folks got killed but Santa Claus was taken off to prison didn't seen fair or fancy free
and the reason folks were shooting, was a reward for killing robbers, they wanted that 5 thousand yes sureee
Santa didn't get the chair so we dragged him from his cell and hung in the Town Square street for all to see
CH
And if you want to mess with Christmas, better keep it to yourself, or we'll hang you from the town square Christmas tree.
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What if the Dead Kennedys grew up in Bakersfield?
Think if Hee Haw had gone CowPunk and was reborn for the 2020's and you are talking about a live Hogg Brothers performance.
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