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Warmups
02:06
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Fake It
02:39
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Well you can fake it if you want
honey I don’t Mind
I don’t care if you get yours
Just as Long As I get mine
Well I’ve been buyin lots of gin
Just a hopin you’ll give in
I’ll be buyin plenty more
just a hopin I can score
CH
I got some asprin for your head
c’mon woman lets get to bed Yeeeeeeee=Haw
Its OK if you pass out, cause love ain’t what this songs about
CH
Here’s 20 dollars for your purse
and i’m sure you’ve been paid worse
when we’re dun use the backdoor
cause I don’t want to hear you snore
CH
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lost another job so i grabbed my pole
and headed on down to the old fishin hole
picked up cousin Neil and he jumped in the truck
said he had a six pack but hell ..that ain't enough
I want catfish-I want bass
we're gonna get drunk till we fall on our ass
we'll go drivin and flip off the fuzz
all we want to catch us is a real good buzz
been here an hour and we ain't had a bite
drinkin all the while so we had us a fight
said i fucked yer girlfriend - well i fucked your wife
I pulled out my pistol - i pulled out my knife
Who needs catfish who needs bass
we're gonna get drunk till we fall on our ass
we'll go drivin and flip off the fuzz
all we want to catch us is a real good buzz
i called my wife said can you post some bail
cause me and Neil are a sittin in jail
the judge said boys did you learn your lesson?
i puked on the bench - (belch) and I said yes em"
Who needs catfish who needs bass
we're gonna get drunk till we fall on our ass
we'll go drivin and flip off the fuzz
all we want to catch us is a real good buzz
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Reminds Me Of You
03:51
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honey i know i've done you wrong
so i thought i'd beg forgiveness in this song
cuz i know it weren't the right thing to do
i only slept with your sister because she reminds me of you
i only slept with your sister because she reminds me of you
i know that you work hard and sometimes late
and i know that it was wrong but it was fate
and honey from now on you know that i'll be true
cause i only slept with your mother because she reminds me of you
i only slept with your mother because she reminds me of you
Now Believe me when I tell you
My heart is true to you
you know that nobody else could take the place of you
for everyone I bedded, they seem all the same
it always ends up with me screamin
screamin out your name
Ohh Ohh Ohh Ohh Ohh
Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah
Uh Uh Uh Uh ahhhhhh
well you know i was in prison all those years
and every time i thought of you, brought me to tears
but its the drink that makes me do, the silly things i do
and i only slept with your brother because he reminds me of you
oh and i only slept with all your friends because they remind me of you
and i only slept with everyone cause
..... they remind me of ................you
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So You want to come to Texas To See The Alamo
Maybe Visit Dallas, see The Grassy Noll
Now We'd sure love to have you at our Rodeo
But don't you dare come down here-
Unless you bring yer dough
CH
Don't Mess With Texas
Buddy You'll Get Hurt
Don't Mess With Texas
Ain't just a saying on a Shirt
Don't Mess With Texas
Don't want to make her mad
It will be the worst vacation you've ever had
So you Find Yerself a drinkin in a Texas Bar
Be sure to use a toilet or find yerself a jar
Don't piss on Texas, she's got lots of pride
and we got red hot pokers we'll use to tan yer hide
CH
So C'mon Down To Ft Worth, watch the cattle run
head down to the State Fair, have some Family Fun
You Think Your Buford Pusser, You Think yer Walkin Tall
Well there's 20 Million Texans who will kick you in the balls
CH
I know you think it's ok makin fun of how we'all talk
how we vote in the election first time you seen pulled pork
all this red state blue state bull shit we think its really sucks
so bring down all you're money you stupid Yankee fucks
CH
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White Trash Meth Lab
02:55
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Hello Becky Sue, It's your daddy calling. I'm sorry I missed your birthday.
I hope your Granny is takin good care of you.
I miss you and yer mom soooo much
I know the cops told you I killed her and that's why I'm sittin here in jail.
But I think you're old enough to know the truth
Well It used to be that we survived on moonshine
Running liquor from Bosque to Rome
But the booze it all dried up and poppa was in a rut
and we were about to lose our trailer home
Now yer momma, she was an Aggie
she graduated in chemistry
and that’s what saved our trailer home
the rest of the story's history
CH
Momma's paid her final tab
They put what's left on a cold steel slab
The day she blew up
Our white Trash Meth Lab
Now momma weren't nothin like that Betty Crocker
or classy like that lady Martha Stewart.
But when she started cookin, made sure no ones A lookin,
Cuz she sure knew how to brew it
CH
Now we don't know if she overcooked it
Or if there was a leak in the propane
it happened so fast- it blew off her ass
Your mother didn't feel no pain
CH (repeat 3rd line)
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Sundee School (Explicit)
01:51
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Now who’s gonna take my God damn kids to sundee school
I gots to go to work over at the shop n fuel
I don’t think it’s funny and I hate working for yankee money
whos gonna take my God damn kids to sundee school
called my boss he’s from new york city
if you don’t show up son it won’t be pretty
said that’s the bottom line
if you wanna quit well that's just fine
so who’s gonna take my God damn kids to sundee school
SOLO
someone called in sick so I gots to do my part
and my wife’s workin her sundee shift at the wally mart
now the good lord may provide but
he ain’t givin my kids a ride
who’s gonna take my God damn kids to sundee school (x2)
are you wanna take my God damn kids to sundee school
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8. |
One Stars
04:33
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Touring in the 1 stars across the USA
me and my band are playin our songs
a different town each day
and every nites a different stage another show to do
we may get tired of the road but we never get tired of you
CH
We Love America Land of the free
We love the people from shore to sea
we love America land of liberty
because America is people like you and me
the rooms are always dirty the service pretty lean
when you stay in one stars don't bother to complain
no free coffeemaker the tv’s don't work right
the neighbors always noisy you’re glad its just one night
CH
Smokey Bars are where we’re found
we see the lights in every town
The stars and stripes make us so proud
CH
There’s no soap or shampoo or a razor blade
when you stay at one stars your glad your bed is made
Sometimes the heaters broken sometimes its the phone
and someone kicked my door in once
when I was sitting on the throne.
CH
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Big Pink Rig
03:32
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You know I heard Her on The CB
After I was drivin on the highway for about 16 hours
So I said Honey what’s your 20?
She said i’m in my Big pink Rig over at reststop 35
Why dont’cha c’mon over
Well I heard her the 1st time so I kicked my truck into high gear
said the hell with the bears, I was looking for fun
when she said she had blond hair and blue eyes I started sayin to myself what a fox
well I got to the truckstop and there it was a big pink rig
so I leaped on out of my cab and trotted over and gave the door a knock
she opened the door and said c’mon in good buddy, and then she hit the lock
CH
Oink Oink Oink Moo Mooo Moo (X7)
it could happen to you.
well my fox turned out to be a barnyard animal
hell, I was trapped in there with a 300 pound amazon
you know i’ve seen those sumo wrestlers on the tv before but
I never thought I would be in a championship match
and a champion is what I struggled like and I fought my way to the door
but she reeled me in when she grabbed my ankles and made me perform the dirty deeds
a few more times until she was satisfied, and I was mortified, I mean it was disgusting.
CH
well, my highway hornyness problem has been cured
when I ‘m on those long hauls and I hear a pretty voice
there’s no rise in my Levi’s like a bran muffin at 350 Fahrenheit .
I mean, I mean this story’s true.
so if your drivin and you see a big pink rig parked at a truckstop my advice to you is
don’t go knockin unless you plan on all night rockin and I mean it.
CH
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She got the style, she got the grace
she got the body, wooo, she got the face
CHORUS
and I love her to death but
She’s done gone to the gittin place
she may git gotten again
she keeps sayin she needs her space
she done gone to the gittin place
she makes me laugh, she’s lots of fun
she’s so damm hot, woo, well shes the one
CH
(Bridge)
she puts me down, she runs around
our damn marrige is the talk of the town
SOLO
she got the style, she got the grace
I caught her sittin on bubbas face
CH
Oh she's so damn hot you know
she really got it she got so much
she gonna make me woooo now yeak
ooooh wow now yeah
you know she's sweeter than, she's sweeter than
sweeter than a pecan pie oh yeah
she hot, she hot, she's hotter than your tamale'
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12. |
Biker Ann
02:53
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I was working at my station making Styrofoam
Biker Ann came in drunk yackin on the phone
The foreman said your late again - you best get here on time
But Biker Ann was drinkin jack and mixin it with wine
Chorus
Biker Ann. Biker Ann
2 drinks in her hand - she drinks more than a man
Biker Ann
Annie shouted to the crew you boys got any pills
The foreman said get to work you got to pay yer bills
Biker Ann took a chair and smacked him on his head
I knew the cops were comin - the foreman he was dead
Chorus.
I said Annie he ain’t breathin. think you better go
She said thank you Jesse, and on her bike she rode
The cops they caught up with her at the liquor store
They yelled freeze but Biker Ann put buckshot through their door
Chorus
The cops got their revenge when they shot her dead
She didn't feel a thing when the bullets hit her head
Now legend has her final words were exactly as I say
Do you boys got a drink? I'm dying of thirst today.
Chorus
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Christmas mornin round the tree
Hope there’s somethin good for me
Shake the box what have we here
Its the same crap every year
Don’t want no CD’s by Zamphir
I’ll break them over your head my dear
I don’t need no argyle sox
They’ll never leave the box
CH
Told You what I wanted,
Left you all kinds of hints my dear
When I open up my gifts It’s the same crap every year
I asked for some shotgun shells
but all I got was colonge that smells
A pile of schwag from some Trade show
Seems all my presents blow
CH
I asked you for a tool kit but
all I get is useless shit
Another tie and green Underwear
I guess you just don’t care
CH
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