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America
04:34
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Touring through our homeland we call the USA
Me and my band are playing our songs, a different town each day
and every nite’s another stage another show to do
we may get tired of the road but we never get tired of you
CH
We Love America Land of the free
We love the people from shore to sea
we love America land of liberty
because America is people like you and me
Every town has beauty each city has its charm
from the big skyscrapers to the family farms
some people work in factories some people work outdoors
and don’t forget the people who do the household chores
CH
Bridge
Smokey Bars are where we’re found
we see the lights in every town
The stars and stripes they wave so proud
We love the USA!
CH
Sometimes we leave the country to see our friends abroad
Americans are everywhere all around the globe
and though we love to visit and take in all the sights
theres nothing that we love more than boarding our homebound flight.
CH
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Well before the days of Governor Hogg times were somewhat tough
And if you didn't own yourself a farm, to survive you might live rough
Like Sam Bass before him Brack turned to the life of crime
Like Texas's favorite Bandit, Brack never did no time.
It was 1888 when Brack met Bill Whitley's gang
They began to robbin banks & trains hoping not to hang
CHORUS
The adrenaline starts flowing as the train is slowin down
Steam hissing from the engine, tracks screeching on the ground
Jump on the running boards with the rest of the gang
Yelling loud "Hit the floor" and the guns go bang bang bang
Brack’s gang hit big, 25 grand at a Cisco bank
Then 20 more from a train, the boys now had a rank
They figured Southern Pacific would be their final date
It would be all they needed; they could retire and go straight
Well outside of Harwood Station they were gonna stop the train
Get the cash, jump on their rides across the open plain.
CH
Well on September 22 Brack's gang was betrayed
A painted lady named Betty went to the law and displayed
How the boys were gonna do it - every detail was revealed
So a Marshall and some Rangers rode on board concealed.
The law stopped the robbery, but they couldn’t stop old Brack
He rode west to Flatonia and robbed a train right on the track.
CH
The law tracked them since Harwood; old Brack and Bill didn’t know
They all met up in Floresville, the 25th was the show
Guns all stared shooting, they shot Bill Whitley dead
But Brack escaped on horseback, to Arizona so it’s said.
Outside the town of Frio Brack was shot by Alfred Allee
He took Brack from this earth but not from our memory.
CH
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It started out like any other mornin
gettin coffee and a paper at the store
My heart really started poundin when
I saw you waking thru the door
Your beauty sure is intimidating
I got butterflies and probly stutterin too
But I don’t want to through life dear
wondering if I had a chance with you
CH
Excuse Me can I ask you a question
Forgive me but I really need to know
Are you Available for Datin?
I’d love to take you to the picture show
Now I took lunch at the same diner
Sittin down to have my plate of fish
When I caught you in the corner of my eye again
sittin alone in answer to my wish
CH
Now Please don’t get me wrong
I won’t hold you up too long
cause I got to know the answer
I think you’re the one
Your beauty sure is intimidating
I got butterflies and will probly stutter too
But I don’t want to through life dear
wondering if I had a chance with you
CH
Now Please don’t get me wrong
I won’t hold you up too long
cause I got to know the answer
I think you’re the one
CH
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Biker Ann
02:45
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I was working at my station making Styrofoam
Biker Ann came in drunk yackin on the phone
The foreman said your late again - you best get here on time
But Biker Ann was drinkin jack and mixin it with wine
Chorus
Biker Ann. Biker Ann
2 drinks in her hand - she drinks more than a man
Biker Ann
Annie shouted to the crew you boys got any pills
The foreman said get to work you got to pay yer bills
Biker Ann took a chair and smacked him on his head
I knew the cops were comin - the foreman he was dead
Chorus. Solo
I said Annie he ain’t breathin. think you better go
She said thank you Jesse, and on her bike she rode
The cops they caught up with her at the liquor store
They yelled freeze but Biker Ann put buckshot through their door
Chorus
The cops got their revenge when they shot her dead
She didn't feel a thing when the bullets hit her head
Now legend has her final words were exactly as I say
Do you boys got a drink? I'm dying of thirst today.
Chorus
Repeat from “2 drinks”
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Black & Blue
05:10
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Tears fill my eyes, when I think of you
there’s a void it isn’t new
dark and empty, lonely too
my heart it's turning Black & Blue
Treat me right, I’ll treat you bad
because the past, has made me sad
don’t get close girl, i’ll only hurt you
my heart it's turning Black & Blue
CHORUS
Black- my heart is filled with hate
Blue- well I don't feel so great
i'm dark & empty and lonely too
My heart is turning Black & Blue
(Spoken)
Honey, when you left me
you took my heart right with you
and although all we did was fight
you lit a fire in my very soul that has now gone out
and as I sit here drinking myself into oblivion and hating my life
all I do is think of you while my heart is turning
Black & Blue
CH
it don’t seem right, don’t seem fair
I called yer name but you’re not there
dark and empty and lonely too
my heart is turning Black & Blue
CH
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White Trash Meth Lab
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(Spoken) Hello Becky Sue, It's your daddy calling.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday.
I hope your Granny is takin good care of you.
I miss you and yer mom soooo much
I know the cops told you I killed her and that's why I'm sittin here in jail.
But I think you're old enough to know the truth
Well It used to be that we survived on moonshine
Running liquor from Bosque to Rome
But the booze it all dried up and poppa was in a rut
and we were about to lose our trailer home
Now yer momma, she was an Aggie
she graduated in chemistry
and that’s what saved our trailer home
the rest of the story's history
CHORUS
Momma's paid her final tab
They put what's left on a cold steel slab
The day she blew up
Our white Trash Meth Lab
Now momma weren't nothin like that Betty Crocker
or classy like that lady Martha Stewart.
But when she started cookin, made sure no ones A lookin,
Cuz she sure knew how to brew it
chorus
Now we don't know if she overcooked it
Or if there was a leak in the propane
it happened so fast- it blew off her ass
Your mother didn't feel no pain
chorus
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House Husband
04:35
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CH
I want to Be your House Husband
No One Could Love You More
I Want To Be Your House Husband
I'll cook your meals and be your whore
I’m so tired of workin 20 hours a week
my future pumpin propane sure id mighty bleak
now I have often noticed that you make real good bread
I want to make you happy I want to share your bed
CH
You go off to workin' make your daily wage
I’ll stay home make the beds and clean the hamster cage
scrub the floors while you decide a corporations fate
and I will have Chicken Fried Steak upon your dinner plate
’ll do all the shoppin, I’ll do the laundry too
my specialty is housework I can’t make cash like you.
So I’ll be the house husband, you'll be my working wife
and we’ll be oh so happy the rest of all our lives
CH
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So You want to come to Texas To See The Alamo
Maybe Visit Dallas, see The Grassy Noll
Now We'd sure love to have you at our Rodeo
But don't you dare come down here-
Unless you bring yer dough
CH
Don't Mess With Texas
Buddy You'll Get Hurt
Don't Mess With Texas
Ain't just a saying on a Shirt
Don't Mess With Texas
Don't want to make her mad
It will be the worst vacation you've ever had
So you Find Yerself a drinkin in a Texas Bar
Be sure to use a toilet or find yerself a jar
Don't on Texas, she's got lots of pride
and we got red hot pokers we'll use to tan yer hide
CH
So C'mon Down To Ft Worth, watch the cattle run
head down to the State Fair, have some Family Fun
You Think Your Buford Pusser, You Think yer Walkin Tall
Well there's 20 Million Texans who will kick you in the balls
CH
I know you think it's ok makin fun of how we'all talk
how we vote in the election first time you seen pulled pork
all this red state blue state nonsense we think its really sad
so bring down all you're money fr the best you ever had
CH
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Cream Gravy
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My cousin Merle lives with a lady
who eats everything with lots of cream gravy
now everybody likes it on Chicken Fried Steak
but this lady puts it on her chocolate cake
Chorus
Ooooooh Yeah Cream Gravy
Ooooooh Yeah Cream Gravy
Cream Gravy on Veggies Cream Gravy on Fruits
She even puts cream gravy in tomato soup
Now everybody likes it on their Onion Rings
Seems she puts cream gravy on every damn thing
Ch
Solo
Cream Gravy on Burgers Cream Gravy on Fries
She puts cream gravy on her pecan pies
Cream Gravy on Tacos, Cream Gravy On Chili
She pours cream gravy on ol Merle’s willy
CH
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Christine
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I met her over at the gittin place
she had a models body but an armadillos face
my big mistake was I took her home
now no matter what I do she won’t leave me alone
CH
The Only Ring She’s getting is an Onion Ring
I just a cowboy player on a one night fling
she been talking marriage since the day that we met
and an onion rings the only ring she’s ever gonna get
I changed the locks on all of my doors
when I sent her out to the grocery store
she busted a window , let her self in
and caught me in bed with her slightly better lookin cousin
CH
Her big plan is called common law
but it takes 7 years from all that legal stuff I saw
trailer lease is up on January 3 and
I'm prayin to the Lord, that I'll be free
CH
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Cashville
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We Don’t Care bout Nashville
We want to go to Cashville
So please buy our records today
Well It's really good to be here with y'all again
we hope you like our music and share it with your friends
Some folks say our music has a certain ring
so listen to us play and hear us sing
We Don’t Care bout Nashville
We want to go to Cashville
So please buy our records today
-solos-
We ain’t what you call Country SuperStars
We’ve been playin restaurants and every dive bar
You can’t call us has been's cause we never was
Seems talent never matters never does
We Don’t Care bout Nashville
We want to to Cashville
So please buy our records (x4)
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I used to like to hear Sleigh-bells ringing
I used to like to hear Carolers singing
When Christmas time comes by It’s time for me to cry
cause momma died last year on Christmas day
CH
Everybody loves when its Christmas
Everybody loves the holidays
You know that I used to enjoy Christmas
till Momma died last year on Christmas day.
CH
I used to smile when Santa Came to town
now all he does is make me frown
I don’t want no Mistletoe or EggNog and Rum
And I don’t need no rum pa pum pa pa pum
CH
My Christmas bonus don’t make me happy
and neither do the presents round the tree
Cause I would trade it all to hear my mommas call
sayin bless you son enjoy your Christmas day.
CH
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