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WHITE TRASH METH LAB

by Jesse & The Hogg Brothers

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1.
America 04:34
Touring through our homeland we call the USA Me and my band are playing our songs, a different town each day and every nite’s another stage another show to do we may get tired of the road but we never get tired of you   CH We Love America Land of the free We love the people from shore to sea we love America land of liberty because America is people like you and me   Every town has beauty each city has its charm from the big skyscrapers to the family farms some people work in factories some people work outdoors and don’t forget the people who do the household chores   CH Bridge Smokey Bars are where we’re found we see the lights in every town The stars and stripes they wave so proud We love the USA! CH   Sometimes we leave the country to see our friends abroad Americans are everywhere all around the globe and though we love to visit and take in all the sights theres nothing that we love more than boarding our homebound flight. CH
2.
Well before the days of Governor Hogg times were somewhat tough And if you didn't own yourself a farm, to survive you might live rough Like Sam Bass before him Brack turned to the life of crime  Like Texas's favorite Bandit, Brack never did no time. It was 1888 when Brack met Bill Whitley's gang  They began to robbin banks & trains hoping not to hang   CHORUS The adrenaline starts flowing as the train is slowin down Steam hissing from the engine, tracks screeching on the ground Jump on the running boards with the rest of the gang Yelling loud "Hit the floor" and the guns go bang bang bang   Brack’s gang hit big, 25 grand at a Cisco bank Then 20 more from a train, the boys now had a rank They figured Southern Pacific would be their final date It would be all they needed; they could retire and go straight Well outside of Harwood Station they were gonna stop the train Get the cash, jump on their rides across the open plain. CH   Well on September 22 Brack's gang was betrayed A painted lady named Betty went to the law and displayed How the boys were gonna do it - every detail was revealed So a Marshall and some Rangers rode on board concealed. The law stopped the robbery, but they couldn’t stop old Brack He rode west to Flatonia and robbed a train right on the track. CH   The law tracked them since Harwood; old Brack and Bill didn’t know They all met up in Floresville, the 25th was the show Guns all stared shooting, they shot Bill Whitley dead But Brack escaped on horseback, to Arizona so it’s said. Outside the town of Frio Brack was shot by Alfred Allee He took Brack from this earth but not from our memory. CH
3.
It started out like any other mornin gettin coffee and a paper at the store My heart really started poundin when I saw you waking thru the door Your beauty sure is intimidating I got butterflies and probly stutterin too But I don’t want to through life dear wondering  if I had a chance with you CH Excuse Me can I ask you a question Forgive me but I really need to know Are you Available for Datin? I’d love to take you to the picture show   Now I took lunch at the same diner Sittin down to have my plate of fish When I caught you in the corner of my eye again sittin alone in answer to my wish CH Now Please don’t get me wrong I won’t hold you up too long cause I got to know the answer I think you’re the one   Your beauty sure is intimidating I got butterflies and will probly stutter too But I don’t want to through life dear wondering  if I had a chance with you CH Now Please don’t get me wrong I won’t hold you up too long cause I got to know the answer I think you’re the one CH
4.
Biker Ann 02:45
I was working at my station making Styrofoam 
Biker Ann came in drunk yackin on the phone
 The foreman said your late again - you best get here on time
 But Biker Ann was drinkin jack and mixin it with wine

 Chorus Biker Ann.  Biker Ann
 2 drinks in her hand - she drinks more than a man
 Biker Ann


 Annie shouted to the crew you boys got any pills
 The foreman said get to work you got to pay yer bills
 Biker Ann took a chair and smacked him on his head 
I knew the cops were comin - the foreman he was dead Chorus. Solo 

I said Annie he ain’t breathin. think you better go
She said thank you Jesse, and on her bike she rode
The cops they caught up with her at the liquor store
They yelled freeze but Biker Ann put buckshot through their door

Chorus

The cops got their revenge when they shot her dead
She didn't feel a thing when the bullets hit her head
Now legend has her final words were exactly as I say
Do you boys got a drink? I'm dying of thirst today.

Chorus
Repeat from “2 drinks”
5.
Black & Blue 05:10
Tears fill my eyes, when I think of you there’s a void it isn’t new dark and empty, lonely too my heart it's turning Black & Blue Treat me right, I’ll treat you bad because the past, has made me sad don’t get close girl, i’ll only hurt you my heart it's turning Black & Blue   CHORUS Black- my heart is filled with hate Blue- well I don't feel so great i'm dark & empty and lonely too My heart is turning Black & Blue (Spoken) Honey, when you left me  you took my heart right with you and although all we did was fight you lit a fire in my very soul that has now gone out and as I sit here drinking myself into oblivion and hating my life all I do is think of you while my heart is turning Black & Blue CH it don’t seem right, don’t seem fair I called yer name but you’re not there dark and empty and lonely too my heart is turning Black & Blue CH
6.
(Spoken) Hello Becky Sue, It's your daddy calling. I'm sorry I missed your birthday. I hope your Granny is takin good care of you. I miss you and yer mom soooo much I know the cops told you I killed her and that's why I'm sittin here in jail. But I think you're old enough to know the truth   Well It used to be that we survived on moonshine Running liquor from Bosque to Rome But the booze it all dried up and poppa was in a rut and we were about to lose our trailer home   Now yer momma, she was an Aggie she graduated in chemistry and that’s what saved our trailer home  the rest of the story's history   CHORUS Momma's paid her final tab They put what's left on a cold steel slab The day she blew up Our white Trash Meth Lab   Now momma weren't nothin like that Betty Crocker  or classy like that lady Martha Stewart.  But when she started cookin, made sure no ones A lookin,  Cuz she sure knew how to brew it chorus   Now we don't know if she overcooked it Or if there was a leak in the propane it happened so fast- it blew off her ass Your mother didn't feel no pain chorus
7.
CH I want to Be your House Husband No One Could Love You More I Want To Be Your House Husband I'll cook your meals and be your whore   I’m so tired of workin 20 hours a week my future pumpin propane sure id mighty bleak now I have often  noticed that you make real good bread I want to make you happy I want to share your bed CH   You go off to workin' make your daily wage I’ll stay home make the beds and clean the hamster cage scrub the floors while you decide a corporations fate and I will have Chicken Fried Steak upon your dinner plate ’ll do all the shoppin, I’ll do the laundry too my specialty is housework I can’t make cash like you. So I’ll be the house husband, you'll be my working wife and we’ll be oh so happy the rest of all our lives CH
8.
So You want to come to Texas To See The Alamo Maybe Visit Dallas, see The Grassy Noll Now We'd sure love to have you at our Rodeo But don't you dare come down here- Unless you bring yer dough   CH Don't Mess With Texas Buddy You'll Get Hurt Don't Mess With Texas Ain't just a saying on a Shirt Don't Mess With Texas Don't want to make her mad It will be the worst vacation you've ever had So you Find Yerself a drinkin in a Texas Bar Be sure to use a toilet or find yerself a jar Don't on Texas, she's got lots of pride and we got red hot pokers we'll use to tan yer hide CH   So C'mon Down To Ft Worth, watch the cattle run head down to the State Fair, have some Family Fun You Think Your Buford Pusser, You Think yer Walkin Tall Well there's 20 Million Texans who will kick you in the balls    CH I know you think it's ok makin fun of how we'all talk how we vote in the election first time you seen pulled pork all this red state blue state nonsense we think its really sad so bring down all you're money fr the best you ever had  CH
9.
Cream Gravy 02:12
My cousin Merle lives with a lady who eats everything with lots of cream gravy now everybody likes it on Chicken Fried Steak but this lady puts it on her chocolate cake Chorus Ooooooh Yeah Cream Gravy Ooooooh Yeah Cream Gravy   Cream Gravy on Veggies Cream Gravy on Fruits She even puts cream gravy in tomato soup Now everybody likes it on their Onion Rings Seems she puts cream gravy on every damn thing Ch Solo   Cream Gravy on Burgers Cream Gravy on Fries She puts cream gravy on her pecan pies Cream Gravy on Tacos, Cream Gravy On Chili She pours cream gravy on ol Merle’s willy CH
10.
Christine 03:18
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I met her over at the gittin place she had a models body but an armadillos face my big mistake was I took her home now no matter what I do she won’t leave me alone CH The Only Ring She’s getting is an Onion Ring I just a cowboy player on a one night fling she been talking marriage since the day that we met and an onion rings the only ring she’s ever gonna get   I changed the locks on all of my doors when I sent her out to the grocery store she busted a window , let her self in and caught me in bed with her slightly better lookin cousin CH Her big plan is called common law but it takes 7 years from all that legal stuff I saw trailer lease is up on January 3 and I'm prayin to the Lord, that I'll be free CH
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Cashville 00:53
We Don’t Care bout Nashville We want to go to Cashville So please buy our records today Well It's really good to be here with y'all again we hope you like our music and share it with your friends Some folks say our music has a certain ring so listen to us play and hear us sing We Don’t Care bout Nashville We want to go to Cashville So please buy our records today -solos-   We ain’t what you call Country SuperStars We’ve been playin restaurants and every dive bar You can’t call us has been's cause we never was Seems talent never matters never does   We Don’t Care bout Nashville We want to to Cashville So please buy our records (x4) 
14.
I used to like to hear Sleigh-bells ringing I used to like to hear Carolers singing When Christmas time comes by It’s time for me to cry cause momma died last year on Christmas day CH Everybody loves when its Christmas Everybody loves the holidays You know that I used to enjoy Christmas till Momma died last year on Christmas day. CH  I used to smile when Santa Came to town now all he does is make me frown I don’t want no Mistletoe or EggNog and Rum And I don’t need no rum pa pum pa pa pum CH My Christmas bonus don’t make me happy and neither do the presents round the tree Cause I would trade it all to hear my mommas call sayin bless you son enjoy your Christmas day. CH

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The debut album that kicked off the TX CowPunk sound.

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released January 1, 2009

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An exciting original CowPunk Band! 

Imagine if Johnny Rotten grew up on a farm.

Wonder what the Dead Boys would sound like if they came from a TX trailer park?

What if the Dead Kennedys grew up in Bakersfield?

Think if Hee Haw had gone CowPunk and was reborn for the 2020's and you are talking about a live Hogg Brothers performance.
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